Not that my historical characters were happy to see me. They are moaning all over the place, complaining about the time I have taken to write Vampire Morgue. I said, I was sorry to keep them waiting. But even the heroine is complaining about the love scenes. No neck biting allowed. Hero must suffer unrequited passion more than she does. No time or space travel. Well, of course, I had to agree. Hero must be more naked than she is. Her list goes on. I said, she can have it all as long as I can keep my eyes shut.
Hero is now complaining I type too slowly. Don't ask. All my heroes complain about that. I think they have organized a union. Next, they will be picketing my desk. I hope they wear clothes, or I won't get anything done.